MY FAST FOOD TIER LIST

Take a good look; this is the official Canadian suburban fast food tier list. If you have other opinions keep them to yourself or shoot me an email explaining how I'm idiotic and how Tim Hortons or even god forbid, bUrGeR kInG are supposed to be higher.

To keep my tier list fair and easier to make I decided to straight up search for restaurants to do and kept any and all pizza places out of the discussion because we all know that Dominos trumps everyone else. But satvikkkkk it tastes like cardboard; I don't care it tastes like the oasis to me and that deems it the best. Let me just start defending the actual rankings I made today. Bottoms up is the only way to go so without further adieu; fast food tier list everyone.

First and foremost don't even contemplate putting PitaPit in anything higher than F tier. It's straight up a bootleg subway and they don't even let you pick the type of bread; its a forced PITA every time. Also their pita's taste like human skin, not the fresh kind but the skin on your hand from those weightlifting calluses that you just peel off. Burger King gave me food poising on multiple occasions on multiple days so therefore they're F tier; they probably put one too many rat's in my Whopper each time.

I mean come one. this man is an unfortunate product of Manchu Wok.

Whopper more like Whop-Your restaurant tastes like Shrek's feet; step off. Manchu Wok is absolute garbage of the highest class. It's the reason Lavar Ball has his teeth the same colour as their chow mein!

DQ shouldn't even make food but my since my sister likes their Blizzards I'll bump it up a tier; love you sis. Quiznos is another bootleg Subway whose vegetables come from the Subway compost bin. All the employees have an odd odour for some reason; I suspect it's the fungus from the lettuce.

Taco Bell, oh Taco Bell the villain Canada has but doesn't need. Straight up the known to me as the food ASSassin; get it because it takes good but gives you straight diarrhea for the next 2 business days. A&W should be F Tier because they have food named after family members. "Mama Burger" , "Teen Burger" what is this, I can't take it anymore. The owner probably was an orphan for giving his food names after members of a generic family; my condolences to them and thus they are higher up. KFC is a terrible, oily, greasy, rat infested Popeyes that somehow always gives my one friend either chicken feet, a head or straight up dock him 3 pieces forcing him to fight the poor Filipino cashier for 10 minutes. KFC get your act together.

Wendy's spokesperson is an actual person and not a clown or a king. That put's them in S tier for sure. But after someone found Wendy's fried hair ties as his curly fries we just had to burn their status down to a lowly C.

NO ! HAIR TIES ARE NOT CURLY FRIES WENDY

New York Fries is pretty good, except their security seems a bit bad. I've seen time and time again freshman high school students order 5 poutines and walk right out because they payed with a "gift card". They need to learn to protect the merchandise and their rating unfortunately drops because of this. Tim Hortons was (in the past, not anymore, never again etc. ) an S Tier place; when I was like 8. Now it's a commodity at best, sold out to the U.S. They became terrible when they sold the rights to Coldstone Ice Cream(shout out to the real homies that remember the glory days). Now McDonald's has better coffee, and everything is so expensive. What used to be, what really used to be.

The Glory Days :'(

McDonalds is the kingpin of fast food. Only reason they get a B tier is because their oil isn't hot when it hits your skin and I find that very suspect. Subway is a really good sandwich that cures exam depression if you are a university student; unfortunately every sandwich you makes tastes the exact same and as a result forfeits its chance to make the top of my list.

Harvey's is the best fast food chain to get a burger. Good quality, good food,good service. The two things that bother me and prevent it from being the the best are the prices and it's colour scheme. We all know that only red and yellow are the two colours that universally make all human beings hungry.

Last but not least Popeyes. It my be detrimental to your health. It may give you bad acne the next day. It may even get you into arguments with your parents about spending money on your credit card bill like a Looney Toon cartoon BUT

they have good chicken tenders. I love chicken tenders.

That sum's it up for my tier list, comment or email me or even message me on the site if you disagree. I might change it up based on what you say; probably not though.